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An American Take on England: Matchweek 12-14

I’m starting to sympathize with Klopp - the amount of fixtures crammed into seven days is insane! Unfortunately for me, I can’t get mad at the journalists for scheduling them the way they’re scheduled…What I can do, however, is fit three matchweeks worth of...

An American Take on England: Matchweek 11

Week 11 brought a breath of fresh air for the new big six (sorry Arsenal, in the words of our soon-to-be former President, you’re fired!). Manchester City, Chelsea, Manchester United, Leicester City, Tottenham, and Liverpool all pulled three points out of the bag....

An American Take on England: Matchweek 10

After almost a month of slacking (international break, plus traveling, plus Thanksgiving, ok?), An American Take has returned - just in time for the Premier League to pass the 25% milestone in this campaign! It was a rollercoaster of a week, so let’s dive in. At...

We Saw the Man Entire in Five Minutes

𝐃𝐢𝐞𝐠𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐚𝟏𝟗𝟔𝟎-𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎 𝙇𝙚𝙚 𝙂𝙖𝙙𝙨𝙗𝙮 𝘽𝙖𝙨𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙖𝙫𝙖𝙧𝙂𝙖𝙙𝙨𝙗𝙮'𝙨 𝙀𝙣𝙜𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙚𝙛 𝙁𝙤𝙤𝙩𝙗𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙂𝙖𝙙𝙨𝙗𝙮'𝙨 𝙀𝙣𝙜𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙙 He is three years old, the fifth of eight children. He lives in Villa Fiorito, a poverty-stricken shantytown south of Buenos Aires. The...

Disappointing, decent, unimportant: Gadsby’s England, ep. 53

The unimportance of England’s disappointing but decent final matchweek in the world’s unimaginable year. Gadsby and Gadsby Jr review England’s final matches of 2020.

Foden breaks the ice after England’s disappointing week of good performances

England 4-0 Iceland Rice (20'), Mount (24'), Foden (80', 84') Saevarsson (OFF 54') England knew they were finishing 3rd. Iceland knew they were finishing 4th. This was a dead rubber, a dead rubber so dead it was practically fossilised. Mind you – it still had a...

England get the maths right, but physics need improvement

Belgium 2-0 England Tielemans (10'), Mertens (23') The Premier League has come to feel like the semi-spiritual home of the Belgium national team. Philippe Albert, Vincent Kompany, Eden Hazard, Romelu Lukaku, Toby Alderweireld, Jan Vertonghen – some of the greatest...

England 3-0 Republic of Ireland: England leave Ireland green with envy in first win since 1985

England 3-0 Republic of Ireland Maguire (18'), Sancho (31'), Calvert-Lewin (56' pen) If England’s 54 years of major tournament hurt are excruciating heartache, the 35 years without victory over Ireland were a nagging headache. Enter England’s Nurofen footballer:...

An American Take on England: Matchweek 7

Just like that, all's right with the world. Chelsea? Doesn’t know how to concede a goal. Manchester City? Dominated a struggling Blades side that was lucky to concede only one goal. Liverpool? Clawed their way back from a 1-0 deficit to take all three points and...

The Duality of Nobby Stiles

Slowly, as the years perform their terrible dance, we are losing them. Nobby Stiles passed away on Friday, 30 October, after a battle with both late-stage dementia and prostate cancer.  Illness is no 50-50. If it was, Nobby would still be with us, his...

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The all-new Gadsby's England podcast, from the only show in the world dedicated exclusively to the England football team. Gadsby and Gadsby Jr. bring you England news, features, stories, special guests, and, well, anything you want to know about Gareth Southgate's new young team. With new recruit, show producer Lisa LeRoux.
Disappointing, decent, unimportant: Gadsby's England, ep. 53

The unimportance of England’s disappointing but decent final matchweek in the world’s unimaginable year. Gadsby and Gadsby Jr review England’s final matches of 2020.

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An American Take on England: Matchweek 12-14

I’m starting to sympathize with Klopp - the amount of fixtures crammed into seven days is insane! Unfortunately for me, I can’t get mad at the journalists for scheduling them the way they’re scheduled…What I can do, however, is fit three matchweeks worth of action...

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An American Take on England: Matchweek 11

Week 11 brought a breath of fresh air for the new big six (sorry Arsenal, in the words of our soon-to-be former President, you’re fired!). Manchester City, Chelsea, Manchester United, Leicester City, Tottenham, and Liverpool all pulled three points out of the bag. One...

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An American Take on England: Matchweek 10

After almost a month of slacking (international break, plus traveling, plus Thanksgiving, ok?), An American Take has returned - just in time for the Premier League to pass the 25% milestone in this campaign! It was a rollercoaster of a week, so let’s dive in. At the...

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We Saw the Man Entire in Five Minutes

𝐃𝐢𝐞𝐠𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐚𝟏𝟗𝟔𝟎-𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎 𝙇𝙚𝙚 𝙂𝙖𝙙𝙨𝙗𝙮 𝘽𝙖𝙨𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙖𝙫𝙖𝙧𝙂𝙖𝙙𝙨𝙗𝙮'𝙨 𝙀𝙣𝙜𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙚𝙛 𝙁𝙤𝙤𝙩𝙗𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙂𝙖𝙙𝙨𝙗𝙮'𝙨 𝙀𝙣𝙜𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙙 He is three years old, the fifth of eight children. He lives in Villa Fiorito, a poverty-stricken shantytown south of Buenos Aires. The stunted...

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An American Take on England: Matchweek 7

Just like that, all's right with the world. Chelsea? Doesn’t know how to concede a goal. Manchester City? Dominated a struggling Blades side that was lucky to concede only one goal. Liverpool? Clawed their way back from a 1-0 deficit to take all three points and...

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The Duality of Nobby Stiles

Slowly, as the years perform their terrible dance, we are losing them. Nobby Stiles passed away on Friday, 30 October, after a battle with both late-stage dementia and prostate cancer.  Illness is no 50-50. If it was, Nobby would still be with us, his afflictions...

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An American Take on England: Matchweek 6

Despite already equaling a third of last season’s losses and draws in their first six matches, Liverpool are back in first place (tied with Everton). On a day where they did not look particularly convincing, Klopp’s side forced their way to three points against a...

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An American Take on England: Matchweek 5

What a week. And I know I said that last week, but really, what a week. Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham and Leicester all dropped points. Kepa is no longer Chelsea’s starting keeper. He’s not even their second string. Hell, he’s not even their *third* string,...

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