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Foden breaks the ice after England’s disappointing week of good performances

England 4-0 Iceland Rice (20'), Mount (24'), Foden (80', 84') Saevarsson (OFF 54') England knew they were finishing 3rd. Iceland knew they were finishing 4th. This was a dead rubber, a dead rubber so dead it was practically fossilised. Mind you – it still had a...

England get the maths right, but physics need improvement

Belgium 2-0 England Tielemans (10'), Mertens (23') The Premier League has come to feel like the semi-spiritual home of the Belgium national team. Philippe Albert, Vincent Kompany, Eden Hazard, Romelu Lukaku, Toby Alderweireld, Jan Vertonghen – some of the greatest...

England 3-0 Republic of Ireland: England leave Ireland green with envy in first win since 1985

England 3-0 Republic of Ireland Maguire (18'), Sancho (31'), Calvert-Lewin (56' pen) If England’s 54 years of major tournament hurt are excruciating heartache, the 35 years without victory over Ireland were a nagging headache. Enter England’s Nurofen footballer:...

An American Take on England: Matchweek 7

Just like that, all's right with the world. Chelsea? Doesn’t know how to concede a goal. Manchester City? Dominated a struggling Blades side that was lucky to concede only one goal. Liverpool? Clawed their way back from a 1-0 deficit to take all three points and...

The Duality of Nobby Stiles

Slowly, as the years perform their terrible dance, we are losing them. Nobby Stiles passed away on Friday, 30 October, after a battle with both late-stage dementia and prostate cancer.  Illness is no 50-50. If it was, Nobby would still be with us, his...

An American Take on England: Matchweek 6

Despite already equaling a third of last season’s losses and draws in their first six matches, Liverpool are back in first place (tied with Everton). On a day where they did not look particularly convincing, Klopp’s side forced their way to three points against a...

An American Take on England: Matchweek 5

What a week. And I know I said that last week, but really, what a week. Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham and Leicester all dropped points. Kepa is no longer Chelsea’s starting keeper. He’s not even their second string. Hell, he’s not even their *third*...

Wales, Belgium, Denmark, and Drama: Gadsby’s England, ep. 52

Gadsby reviews England's shock defeat to Denmark at Wembley and looks back at an eventful week on and off the pitch for the Three Lions. With guest Nik Goldman, a.k.a. The Goldster.

Match Report: England 0-1 Denmark – Grealish Questions Will Linger, But Ten Men and a Soft Penalty Should Deem Inevitable Overreaction Unjust

It was a tight set from England. They played all the classics: Danger Down the Right, Shaky Between the Sticks (Jordan's Little Arms), and everyone’s favourite chart-topper, Soul-Crushing Disappointment. With club football in a vomit-inducing, Big Picture tailspin,...

Better than the best in the world? Gadsby’s England, ep. 51

From The Tap In, South London, Gadsby and Gadsby Jr discuss England’s 2-1 victory over Belgium.

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The all-new Gadsby's England podcast, from the only show in the world dedicated exclusively to the England football team. Gadsby and Gadsby Jr. bring you England news, features, stories, special guests, and, well, anything you want to know about Gareth Southgate's new young team. With new recruit, show producer Lisa LeRoux.
Wales, Belgium, Denmark, and Drama: Gadsby's England, ep. 52

Gadsby reviews England’s shock defeat to Denmark at Wembley and looks back at an eventful week on and off the pitch for the Three Lions. With guest Nik Goldman, a.k.a. The Goldster.

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An American Take on England: Matchweek 2

Matchweek Two is in the bag, and with it Manchester City and Manchester United played their first matches of the campaign. Their results? Markedly different. United were trounced by Crystal Palace at home, while City dispatched Wolves with ease on the road. Elsewhere,...


An American Take on England: It’s Week 1!

Aaaaand we’re back! The shortest off-season of all professional sports just got even shorter, thanks to our good friend Covid-19. Teams barely had a chance to sign new players and recover from injuries, although the England men’s team found a way to score more off the...


Match Report: Denmark 0-0 England

After Mason Greenwood and Phil Foden burst England’s COVID-19 bubble, a philosophy-affirming victory would have been welcome for Gareth Southgate tonight. Instead, his side delivered a goalless draw and one of those performances which will leave him asking the most...


Nation’s League Match Report: Iceland 0:1 England

Nations League Group 2 Iceland 0:1 England (Sterling pen 90+1).  Sent off: Walker, 70’’, Ingason, 89’’  Hello you. It’s been a while. England played a football match this evening – their first in ten months. The international game came back with an ear-splitting bang...


An American Take on England: Matchweek 33-36

Whew, these matches are flying by! European football associations should consider making this sort of schedule permanent : by adding a Champions League tournament at the end of the season, it would ensure that players are able to focus more on their league games. It...


An American Take on England: Matchweek 31

What a break. What a return. Will football ever look the same in the future? After not playing a match since March 9th, the Premier League came roaring back over the past two weeks, bringing smiles to the faces of many, joy to Liverpool (congratulations, Liverpool...

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