Scotland Rise To The Occasion and Smother England With Doubt
𝚄𝙴𝙵𝙰 𝙴𝚄𝚁𝙾 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟶 𝙶𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚙 𝙳𝙴𝚗𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝟶:𝟶 𝚂𝚌𝚘𝚝𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝘓𝘦𝘦 𝘎𝘢𝘥𝘴𝘣𝘺 𝘉𝘢𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢𝘷𝘢𝘳,𝘎𝘢𝘥𝘴𝘣𝘺’𝘴 𝘌𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘧 𝘌𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘊𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘎𝘢𝘥𝘴𝘣𝘺’𝘴 𝘌𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘵 𝘞𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘺 One of the England fans’ favourite chants is “Scotland get battered everywhere they go”. After outplaying England for...
Third Time Lucky as England’s Boy Racers Edge Croatian Classics
Adam Williams, Gadsby's England Football Writer Euro 2020 England 1:0 Croatia (Sterling 57’) The whistle peeps and the fog clears. It isn’t until the opening throes of a tournament that we know what an England team is really about. We’re only at the foothills of this...
England navigate World Cup wobble, but cannot mask Euros imbalance
Don’t prime the confetti cannons just yet. The headline is another three points and another international break navigated without damage beyond the paintwork. But this was a match which finished with Jesse Lingard and Dominic Calvert-Lewin – two bewilderingly late...
An American Take on England: Matchweek 22
Guys, guys...I leave for one month, and you let Lampard get sacked and West Ham into the top six?? Who let Arsenal into the top 10? CHELSEA lost to Arsenal 3-1? Did Mourinho fall off a cliff, or was it just Tottenham that fell off a cliff? The city of Manchester is...
An American Take on England: Matchweek 12-14
I’m starting to sympathize with Klopp - the amount of fixtures crammed into seven days is insane! Unfortunately for me, I can’t get mad at the journalists for scheduling them the way they’re scheduled…What I can do, however, is fit three matchweeks worth of action...
An American Take on England: Matchweek 11
Week 11 brought a breath of fresh air for the new big six (sorry Arsenal, in the words of our soon-to-be former President, you’re fired!). Manchester City, Chelsea, Manchester United, Leicester City, Tottenham, and Liverpool all pulled three points out of the bag. One...
An American Take on England: Matchweek 10
After almost a month of slacking (international break, plus traveling, plus Thanksgiving, ok?), An American Take has returned - just in time for the Premier League to pass the 25% milestone in this campaign! It was a rollercoaster of a week, so let’s dive in. At the...
We Saw the Man Entire in Five Minutes
𝐃𝐢𝐞𝐠𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐚𝟏𝟗𝟔𝟎-𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎 𝙇𝙚𝙚 𝙂𝙖𝙙𝙨𝙗𝙮 𝘽𝙖𝙨𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙖𝙫𝙖𝙧𝙂𝙖𝙙𝙨𝙗𝙮'𝙨 𝙀𝙣𝙜𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙚𝙛 𝙁𝙤𝙤𝙩𝙗𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙂𝙖𝙙𝙨𝙗𝙮'𝙨 𝙀𝙣𝙜𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙙 He is three years old, the fifth of eight children. He lives in Villa Fiorito, a poverty-stricken shantytown south of Buenos Aires. The stunted...